I’ve read that August is the most popular month for weddings. And that got me to thinking…

“Take the Honey and Run”

by minja

This here’s a story ’bout David James and ‘who-knows-who’
Two young ‘uns with nothin’ better to do
Than fly around the world, be happy, and sing out loud
And here’s what happened when they decided to cut loose

They jetted out to a secret place
Hoping not to run into a familiar face
‘Who-knows-who’ dressed up in white and Chantilly lace
David James took the honey and run, woo, woo, woo

(Refrain)
Woo hoo, take the honey and run
Woo hoo, take the honey and run
Woo hoo, take the honey and run
Woo hoo, take the honey and run, woo, woo, woo

Billy Mack is a consultant out in Utah
You know, he says it ain’t against the law
He ain’t gonna worry, their plan had no flaw
But knowin’ after the fact still sticks in his craw

‘Who-knows-who’ slipped quietly away
David James caught up to her the very next day
They got away, hey, you know they couldn’t stay
And nobody knows where they are today.

(Refrain)
Woo hoo, take the honey and run
Woo hoo, take the honey and run
Woo hoo, take the honey and run
Woo hoo, take the honey and run, woo, woo, woo

Disclaimer: This is a parody of the Steve Miller song, “Take the Money and Run” and is complete and utter nonsense. So, don’t cry.

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